There was once a girl named Katie, who lived in a lovely blue house with her parents and her brother named Brad. She didn't really like her hawt brother, who always teased her about her red hair and her crappy feet. And he was always stealing her pickles!One day, she decided to play a steamy trick on him: she would hide under his kite and make butt pretty noises with a key. But while she was under there, she saw an amazing thing... a solid gold tit! She forgot all about scaring her long brother and ran 4 miles to tell her mom.
I think I am qualified for this job because I'm frozen. I got a college education at the bathroom and I majored in boobs. I consider myself very lust because I'm a sheep. I'll be working to support my dark wife and our three long eyelashes. I'm looking for a job that pays between 4 and 9 dollars a year. I have experience using hawt testicles and a finger. I have a sticky attitude that makes me good for fucking. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me right for this hairy job. Thank you.
I was just recently in a current events class this year in school. During the first month or so, one amazingly intelligent girl raised her hand in the middle of a discussion about the war in Iraq and blurted out, 'Why don't we just send a nuke to Iraq and blow it up?' As if her comment wasn't bad enough, there were also a few other bright children who chimed in and agreed with her. A stunned silence filled the room as we turned to look at them. No one laughed, we all just stared and wondered how anyone with such a small brain was able to live to the age of 15. Of course, I'm sure many of you have encountered people similar to these. There seems to be no shortage of people who talk about issues they don't understand these days. And you know something? It pisses me off. If you don't understand something, why in the hell would you feel the need to say something stupid and embarrass yourself?! Well, it's not my place to tell you not to do it, but... DON'T DO IT! But I know there are certain occassions where something slips out that you didn't mean to say, or you just weren't thinking and made a fool of yourself. In these situations, it's best to let things run thier course. More than likely, a few people will laugh at you, but it will be forgotten later that day. But of course, to some people, this slight humiliation is too much to handle. They feel their reputation (which usually isn't a very good one to begin with) will be ruined unless they find a way to weasel out of it. Now, I know this may seem like a good to someone who's mind is clouded after saying something stupid, but all this will end up doing is making you look like a bigger fool. Trust me. Back to the girl previously mentioned. After she realized her mistake, she did exactly what I just advised not to do. In fact, she used a very common method trying to redeem herself, she acted like she misspoke. 'Well uh... I meant to say that we should just nuke one place, like Baghdad, where all the insurgents are.' At this point, everone started cracking up, including our teacher. She tried to squirm down in her chair and become less noticable, but it was too late, the damage had been done. There you have it, my first rant. However, I think it turned into more of an advice column than a rant. Oh well, what are you gonna do about it? That's right, just sit down before you make yourself look like a fool. Anyway, to close, I would like to share a cartoon that illustrates my point perfectly. Thanks Scott Adams!
I got to thininking today about what the purpose of this blog could be. I've never used a blog before, so I never really thought of a purpose for one. But as I was pondering this deeply (I was eating cheetos and watching stupid videos on squizzle) I came across a part of the site I had almost forgetten about, the Rant. You remember the Rant, right? It was where SOV used to ramble on about issues either pertaining to his life or perhaps some thing that just was on his nerve in a humorous manner. Then when SOV was forced to leave, Lep took up the rant for a while until his life was consumed by other more important things. Remember? Of course you don't, no one ever pays attention around here. Well, the point I'm trying to get at here is that I believe it is my duty to take over where they left off and continue the Squizzle Rant! Well, to be honest, now that lep has a blog, he is starting to do some ranting there and I can't officially be the Squizzle Rant... so for now, I am going to call this Moron's Rant! (how original) If you think of a better name, feel free to tell me so I can use it and credit myself with thinking of it. Anyway... I don't have much more to say here, If I continue on any longer everyone will lose intrest and never come back to read again... of course this is implying people will be reading this in the first place... Oh did you see the title image? Sexy, ain't it? Yeah, you know you wanna be like me. Alright, come back later, I'll have a rant for ya.
I've never been into blogging. Never appealed to me. Everyone had a blog and no one read it. Ever. People would invest all thier time and energy into a small online journal, updating it every day, making sure it looked just perfect, but they were the only ones who read it. On the rare occasion that they would get a view, they would go nuts and tell all thier friends and make a post about it in thier blog. Well now I believe I have a reason to make a blog. Why? Because it's a squizzle blog. And squizzle blogs kick ass. I think I'm a little too obssesed with squizzle. I mean, I spend the majority of my day here or in the chat room talking with Suki or Mal or whoever else might be in there at the time. I've also made my own squizzle logo that replaces the one at the top left of the website. Wanna see it? It's on this post somewhere, you shouldnt have a hard time finding it. If you do, well... you're an idiot. So what's so appealing about this website anyway? To newcomers, it always seems to be the movies or pictures. But I think as time goes by, squizzle becomes more than just a place to look at funny pictures, it becomes a community of close friends, almost like a family (awwww...) Ah, who am I kidding, we all hate each other here, no one has the guts to admit it though. Well, it's been a fun rant about nothing. I hope you didn't learn anything. I will continue to post on here regularly, and run to the chat like an excited little girl to brag to everyone every time someone views my page. Later.
